04-10-2020, 10:04 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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What a load of old tosh you men talk.Now listen 'ere you sad specimens of manhood you, while you have all been sitting at the bar boozing and crowing about your imagined success, we ladies have been to your hovels and had some fun.
We have left all the taps running - after putting the plugs in of course - and we have turned the heating up full blast.
Then on the way out, we let all your tyres down. Hahaha cackle cackle . .
Oh yes, and as a final parting gift, the dogs wee'd on all the beds.
Enjoy your evening, chaps.
You do realise, I will have to report you to David Attenborough don't you?
04-10-2020, 10:27 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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That told 'em Mups!
Yes Tabs, that'll keep the blighters quiet for a while mopping all that water up and changing their duvets.
And they won't be able to go to a garage to re-inflate their tyres in the morning either, not with flat tyrer. Hahaha.
It was a lot of travelling, but well worth it, and I've had a thoroughly enjoyable day.
04-10-2020, 10:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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You do realise, I will have to report you to David Attenborough don't you?
Oh pipe down you.
I brought three dogs with me, so you'd best go and start changing your bedding Spitty.
05-10-2020, 10:47 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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See, I do Care.
05-10-2020, 12:08 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
That seems to have done the trick Tabby.All they do is take up space, make a mess, and waffle - with an occasional tiddle in the hedgerow thrown in for good measure.
Talking of tiddling in the hedgerows, I notice the layby lurker has been refreshingly quiet. We can only hope he has been arrested for loitering.
As for the Devonshire diva, well I am told he was found asleep Sainsbury's cafe in Exmouth and thrown out for vagrancy.
We always knew us ladies would triumph, didn't we.
Our diligence and determination knows no bounds.
05-10-2020, 04:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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That seems to have done the trick Tabby. All they do is take up space, make a mess, and waffle - with an occasional tiddle in the hedgerow thrown in for good measure.
Talking of tiddling in the hedgerows, I notice the layby lurker has been refreshingly quiet. We can only hope he has been arrested for loitering.
As for the Devonshire diva, well I am told he was found asleep Sainsbury's cafe in Exmouth and thrown out for vagrancy.
We always knew us ladies would triumph, didn't we.
Our diligence and determination knows no bounds.
05-10-2020, 05:27 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Ooooh ladies, I do believe our Judsy wudsy is having a little stroppy woppy.
He's fibbing about our pressies anyway, cos seeing as he's not bought us a darn thing all these years, he aint likely to unstitch his his pockets at his time of life.
None of 'em will, bet they can't even remember where they buried their wallets now!
After all we have to put up with an' all . . . mutter . . mutter . .
05-10-2020, 10:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Ooooh ladies, I do believe our Judsy wudsy is having a little stroppy woppy.He's fibbing about our pressies anyway, cos seeing as he's not bought us a darn thing all these years, he aint likely to unstitch his his pockets at his time of life.
None of 'em will, bet they can't even remember where they buried their wallets now!
After all we have to put up with an' all . . . mutter . . mutter . .
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