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06-08-2020, 05:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Agreed Twink.
They don't seem to do much at all these days, except to glue themselves to our settee.
We should apply some super glue on the settee.... and insist they wear shorts when they sit on it!
I know it will make them stay longer, but just think of the fun when we hear their screams... when they need a cold beer from the fridge!
Cant wait to see the back of their legs when they get up!
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06-08-2020, 06:07 PM
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Brilliant response - if Tabbs will hit the booze the night before and wake up with a hangover, it's her own fault.
Lies - all lies! If you must know - I was kept awake by dark thoughts of how best to deal with you useless lot. A visit to Twinks cellar might be on the cards - with a few hungry alligators just for fun!

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
You dirty rat, Dongles. No more silk stockings from me -ever!
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06-08-2020, 08:51 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I presume you mean not slogging away?

In my case, it's an early finish and I'm not working tomorrow either.

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Bloomin' old nit-picker.
Have amended it now, else the other one will go on and on about it too.
I'm not going to mention it....... the fact that you meant to say 'not' slogging.
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06-08-2020, 08:53 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
We should apply some super glue on the settee.... and insist they wear shorts when they sit on it!
I know it will make them stay longer, but just think of the fun when we hear their screams... when they need a cold beer from the fridge!
Cant wait to see the back of their legs when they get up!

Why would we need to get up if we wanted a cold beer?

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06-08-2020, 08:54 PM
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I'm not going to mention it....... the fact that you meant to say 'not' slogging.
We'll have to keep her faux pas to ourselves LD.
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06-08-2020, 08:55 PM
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Why would we need to get up if we wanted a cold beer?

Especially since the chair has castors on it.
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06-08-2020, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Lies - all lies! If you must know - I was kept awake by dark thoughts of how best to deal with you useless lot. A visit to Twinks cellar might be on the cards - with a few hungry alligators just for fun!



You dirty rat, Dongles. No more silk stockings from me -ever!
Sorry about the drums Tabbs










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06-08-2020, 09:02 PM
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Sorry about the drums Tabbs










Don't know if that is loud enough. This maybe though.



Note the wimmin's confusion in wondering which part to throw away.
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06-08-2020, 10:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Ladies do not have settees, they have Chaise Longues if they are "Classy".
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Re: Last to post wins

In lower class areas, there are many "Cast Off" Settees, have yet to see a Cast Off Chaise Longue.
 



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