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A black horse walked into a bar
He'd had trouble parking his car
So he asked for a drink
said it had to be pink
It's the oddest horse you've heard of by far!



At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
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At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
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At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
All was silent, nobody spoke
When all at once
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At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
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When all at once
A flock of geese
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At the crack of dawn the farmer woke
All was silent, nobody spoke
When all at once
A flock of geese
honked and the sound barrier broke!


A humongous blue dragon named Judd
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A humongous blue dragon named Judd
Crash landed into thick mud
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A humongous blue dragon named Judd
Crash landed into thick mud
he licked his scales and said
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A humongous blue dragon named Judd
Crash landed into thick mud
He licked his scales and said
Ooh my poor head
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A humongous blue dragon named Judd
Crash landed into thick mud
He licked his scales and said
Ooh my poor head
"By 'eck, I came down with a thud."



Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
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Bert sent off for some packets of seeds
He wanted flowers instead of just weeds
 
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