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04-10-2013, 11:57 AM
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Confessions

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times".
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old. I'm telling everybody."
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Re: Confessions

like it
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Dirty old man!
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Re: Confessions

Originally Posted by Twizard ->
Dirty old man!
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Originally Posted by Twizard ->
Dirty old man!

Wasn't that Wilfred Brambell???
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Originally Posted by Uncle Joe ->
Wasn't that Wilfred Brambell???
Yes - he was !!
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Re: Confessions

Originally Posted by Mups ->
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times".
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old. I'm telling everybody."
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