Growing old gracefully & fashion faux pas

Contrary to what you sometimes see on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided at all costs:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and a bald spot
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Mini skirts and support hose
5. Mini skirts and varicose veins
6. Ankle bracelets with corn plasters

No matter how young we feel

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push up bras with wrinkley tits .....
Mini skirts with old thin legs with skin you can pull like a cats scruff of the neck

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Oh my God, your turning me off women for life now.
Whisper, Mups did you have to mention the ankle bracelets and the corn plasters?, I'm doing a nice little line in them at the moment, I finish the bracelets and the wife puts them in the boxes with two FREE corn plasters.

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Oh Gawd - what a larf - thanks all !

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A thong with hipsters! I followed a girl riding a scooter who had a "builder's bum" with a thong showing it was disturbing! Imagine wrinkles as well and/or cellulite!!

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What a brilliant idea Jem, bet you'll sell loads coming up to Christmas

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Makes me eyes water thinking about it Twiz!
What about Speedo's with cellulite or a belly button ring with a gall bladder scar . . .

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Good 'ere innit - glad you're on the mend Pats CG x

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I've no idea why but number 3 made me chuckle!