14-10-2013, 10:41 AM
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Punography - Go On, Have A Groan ...
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What happens when chemists die? They barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in London's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Earthquake in London, obviously government's fault.
Thanks for the laugh Karen, I love all that silly stuff, I'll be driving them all up the wall now when I go up to the local.
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