Re: Words of Wisdom
The only question I ask a woman is:
What time is your husband coming home?
Paul Newman to Patricia Neal in 'Hud', 1963
I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow.
"We are out of cornflakes,F.U."
It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar.
It is not your fault Felix; it's a rotten combination. that's all.
Walter Matthau to Jack Lemmon,
The Odd Couple
I said to the wife. "Guess what I heard in the pub?
They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our Road except one"
And she said, "I'll bet it's that stick-up Phyllis at number 23"
Max Kauffmann.