Join for free
Page 2 of 2 < 1 2
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
12-01-2020, 09:30 PM
11

Re: Incident

Originally Posted by Mups ->
My word, what a big non-gender police person.

Well it couldn't have been that non-slimline copper that didn't arrive to the non-incident, Dongle, because he/she wouldn't have even got that car door shut.

I hope they don't find out what didn't happen non too soon.




*

*

Heaven help us . . . he'll have us as bonkers as he is.

Not long to go now.
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
12-01-2020, 09:31 PM
12

Re: Incident

Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
The police are on their way Longdogs, just as soon as they've finished their lunch.
These girls will give you a run for your money, but why would you want to run?

Oo...er. I've gorn all funny.
OldGreyFox's Avatar
OldGreyFox
Chatterbox
OldGreyFox is offline
South Yorkshire
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 21,202
OldGreyFox is male  OldGreyFox has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
12-01-2020, 09:38 PM
13

Re: Incident

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Oo...er. I've gorn all funny.
They've come to feel your collar Longdogs......Among other things..........Spread em' buster....
keezoy
Senior Member
keezoy is offline
Australia
Joined: Apr 2019
Posts: 3,579
keezoy is male  keezoy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
12-01-2020, 10:18 PM
14

Re: Incident

What incident?
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
12-01-2020, 11:27 PM
15

Re: Incident

Originally Posted by keezoy ->
What incident?
No one knows, Keezoy.

Actually, it was a bit of a parody of the sort of news articles you get online. There seems to be more and more of it these days. A stock picture of a cop car or a 'Police' sign are favourites.
Psmith
Senior Member
Psmith is offline
melbourne australia
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 2,682
Psmith is male  Psmith has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
13-01-2020, 12:28 AM
16

Re: Incident

Reminds me of a news story

"The toilet seats have been stolen at the local police station. The cops have nothing to go on."
AnnieS's Avatar
AnnieS
Chatterbox
AnnieS is offline
United Kingdom
Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 18,420
AnnieS is female  AnnieS has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
13-01-2020, 12:43 AM
17

Re: Incident

LD I was going to say that's mean. Here is the original real deal

OldGreyFox's Avatar
OldGreyFox
Chatterbox
OldGreyFox is offline
South Yorkshire
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 21,202
OldGreyFox is male  OldGreyFox has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
13-01-2020, 09:47 AM
18

Re: Incident

Originally Posted by Psmith ->
Reminds me of a news story

"The toilet seats have been stolen at the local police station. The cops have nothing to go on."
Or.... A large hole has appeared in the middle of Barnsley Road......Police are looking into it....

Or....A number of dogs have been stolen from a local kennels, up to now police have no leads...
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
13-01-2020, 10:52 PM
19

Re: Incident

Originally Posted by AnnieS ->
LD I was going to say that's mean. Here is the original real deal

Wow! He looks a bit different..... but then so do I
 
Page 2 of 2 < 1 2

Thread Tools


© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.