strange thing happened while driving yesterday

Yesterday I was driving in my new car and I was going to pass a beautiful young lady thumbing a lift. So i stopped and she got in,I thought my luck had changed. So after a few minutes we got talking and I ask what she did for a living
She said she didn't have to work because she was a witch. Did I believe her? no at least not until she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a layby

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Oh dear .......
Could have been worse you could have turned in to a pike

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Never mind Patsy if you didn't get it. Those pills need to be a bit stronger

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I didn't get it either , i expect you have to think like the man in the opening post ( confused )

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I am sure someone will explain it to you both

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Ha ha Bazza, naughty boy.

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Bazza - I 'did' get the joke - you obviously didn't get mine 'turn-pike' - Smilies tell you if people are being light hearted so don't be such a grumpy ........

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Never mind Realspeed, some fall on stony ground - made me chuckle. The old ones really are the best!

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Hi realspeed,

I was that young lady and you didn't disappoint me, considering I had ,,,,Great Expectations ..

See you soon .... Magwitch xxxxxx