Re: Limericks. (New).

Her downsides then, were many
Her qualities? There weren't any
Except she couldn't half flirt
And she was as cheap as dirt
Only costing the Squire a penny.




But in fact, he was smitten

Re: Limericks. (New).

But in fact, he was smitten
And to prove it he’d written

Re: Limericks. (New).

But in fact, he was smitten
And to prove it he’d written
A letter to her pledging love

Re: Limericks. (New).

But in fact, he was smitten
And to prove it he’d written
A letter to her pledging love
And promising to dispose of

Re: Limericks. (New).

Hmm, you've got me there, Tango ^^^^
Can anyone else manage this?

Re: Limericks. (New).

But in fact, he was smitten
And to prove it he’d written
A letter to her pledging love
And promising to dispose of
The blow up doll he'd been given



Receiving his letter Maud was impressed

Re: Limericks. (New).

Hah. Well done Barry.





Receiving his letter Maud was impressed
She felt years younger, and full of zest

Re: Limericks. (New).

Receiving his letter Maud was impressed
She felt years younger, and full of zest
She bought lingerie

Re: Limericks. (New).

Receiving his letter Maud was impressed
She felt years younger, and full of zest
She bought lingerie
To look her best on the day

Re: Limericks. (New).

Receiving his letter Maud was impressed
She felt years younger, and full of zest
She bought lingerie
To look her best on the day
And gave him some fun, he felt blessed





In a matter of months they were wed