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So he popped in the Gents to wash his face
found it had policemen all over the place.
Then the cowboys arrived
and everyone contrived
And began singing YMCA


The real cops were called to the gents

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The real cops were called to the gents
But they'd all escaped out the vents

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The real cops were called to the gents
But they'd all escaped out the vents
But they didn't get far

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The real cops were called to the gents
But they'd all escaped out the vents
But they didn't get far
Just to the nearest bar

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The real cops were called to the gents
But they'd all escaped out the vents
But they didn't get far
Just to the nearest bar
Because they had more brass than sense

The cops soon found where they were

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The cops soon found where they were
So they charged and it caused quite a stir

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The cops soon found where they were
So they charged and it caused quite a stir
You're nicked said the cops

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The cops soon found where they were
So they charged and it caused quite a stir
You're nicked said the cops
and took away their alcopops

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The cops soon found where they were
So they charged and it caused quite a stir
You're nicked said the cops
and took away their alcopops
And told them how naughty they were.



In court, they were dressed in red feathers

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In court, they were dressed in red feathers
Complete with Scottish white heathers