Re: Limericks. (New).

While queuing for his cheeseburger bun
He put down his bag, which weighed a ton
Quick as a flash it was nicked

Re: Limericks. (New).

While queuing for his cheeseburger bun
He put down his bag, which weighed a ton
Quick as a flash it was nicked
By an escaped convict

Re: Limericks. (New).

While queuing for his cheeseburger bun
He put down his bag, which weighed a ton
Quick as a flash it was nicked
By an escaped convict
Who was brandishing a gun

The alarm was raised

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The alarm was raised
Because the convict was crazed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The alarm was raised
Because the convict was crazed
But he'd legged it up the alley

Re: Limericks. (New).

The alarm was raised
Because the convict was crazed
But he'd legged it up the alley
Where he bumped into aunt Sally

Re: Limericks. (New).

The alarm was raised
Because the convict was crazed
But he'd legged it up the alley
Where he bumped into aunt Sally
But wasn't the slightest bit fazed.




When Mary went to the shop

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When Mary went to the shop
To get a tasty lamb chop

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When Mary went to the shop
To get a tasty lamb chop
But on seeing the queue

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When Mary went to the shop
To get a tasty lamb chop
But on seeing the queue
She did a turn shaped like a `U`