Re: Limericks. (New).

Would you like a fish supper , said he
No thanks, a battered sausage for me
With a pickle on the side

Re: Limericks. (New).

Would you like a fish supper, said he
No, thanks, a battered sausage for me
With a pickle on the side
And a Mars Bar deep-fried

Re: Limericks. (New).

Would you like a fish supper, said he
No, thanks, a battered sausage for me
With a pickle on the side
And a Mars Bar deep-fried
Washed down with a nice cup of tea.



Fred and Flora strolling on the pier

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Decided to go for a beer

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Decided to go for a beer
But the pubs were all shut

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Decided to go for a beer
But the pubs were all shut
So they went to their beach hut

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred and Flora strolling on the pier
Decided to go for a beer
But the pubs were all shut
So they went to their beach hut
But then Fred come over all queer.


"I don't feel too good" said he

Re: Limericks. (New).

"I don't feel too good" said he
But at least we're by the sea

Re: Limericks. (New).

"I don't feel too good" said he
But at least we're by the sea
"You've had too much sun

Re: Limericks. (New).

"I don't feel too good" said he
But at least we're by the sea
"You've had too much sun"
"Which isn't much fun"