21-07-2021, 09:22 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines
Originally Posted by Plankton
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Ok, ok I got one... I found this one on reddit:Go to the store and buy dozens of limes. Refuse a bag and walk down the street holding all of your limes in your arms until you see a girl you'd like to pick up. Drop all the limes right in front of her. She'll likely stop to help you pick them up. Just keep dropping them; fail in every conceivable way to hold on to the limes. After 20-30 seconds of this, look her dead in the eyes and say, "I'm really sorry. I'm just so bad at pick-up limes."
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