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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
So there l was walking out of Tescoís onto the newly opened main street...

Suddenly, l saw a man sprinting at great speed towards me. I dived out of the way to allow him to pass.

I crossed the street and walked on my way. Then l saw the sprinter in a white car waiting at the traffic lights that were on red.

I headed towards his car and he drew the window down.... what did l say?
Artangel, you said (to your other half): "So, did you beat the parking meter?"!
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21-07-2021, 11:45 PM
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I canít say on this public forum.
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22-07-2021, 12:09 AM
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Hello Officer
Did you catch him ?
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22-07-2021, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
I know where you live.
TAT, That sent a shiver down my spine!
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22-07-2021, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by DianneWoollie ->
I know I am right a woman is always right..you had dropped your TESCO POINTS CARD..and being like all Men are gentleman [NOT] he was like an eager beaver to give it to you back..favours for favour look..tis the blonds have for fun...chased you didn't he...
Dianne, Itís not what happened but l actually did drop my Tesco Clubcard earlier but in Marks and Spencerís.

No men about at the time.... just me and the female cashier.
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22-07-2021, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by AnnieS ->
"can I have your autograph Mr Farah?"
Annie... This man did run almost as fast as Mo Farrah but he was grunting a lot!!
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22-07-2021, 08:37 AM
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Need your windscreen cleaning mister..?
Yes Primus, l just happened to have a chamois on me at the time!
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22-07-2021, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton ->
"Pardon meeee... would you have any Grey Poupon?"
Plankton, l had to look that up!
Why mustard?
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Originally Posted by UkGameCoder ->
Artangel, you said (to your other half): "So, did you beat the parking meter?"!
UGC, l was alone at the time.... but youíre getting lukewarmish...
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22-07-2021, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Bratti ->
I canít say on this public forum.
Bratti, Oooh...now l am intrigued!
 
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