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26-06-2019, 10:24 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Juz beeen enshoying the beer you put in it, innit. I'sh back here noww.



I mush shay, you ladiesh are looking very lu, luverly tonight. Nothing to do with the beer you undershtand.

That's Judd you are snuggling up to, Dongles! Us ladies is over here!!
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26-06-2019, 10:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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That's Judd you are snuggling up to, Dongles! Us ladies is over here!!
That's cos I'm warm and cuddly, not like you wimmin who are as hard as flint.
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26-06-2019, 10:50 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
That's Judd you are snuggling up to, Dongles! Us ladies is over here!!


Sshhh, don't tell him where we are Tabs.

He's behaviour is bad enough when he's sober, let alone when he's been on the beer.
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26-06-2019, 10:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
That's cos I'm warm and cuddly, not like you wimmin who are as hard as flint.


Warm and cuddly?

I've heard it on reliable authority that you are about as 'warm and cuddly' as my Nellie when she's got wind!

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26-06-2019, 10:55 PM
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Oh ho, I can see that Dongle man lurking in the shrubbery again.

Beware ladies . . .

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Oh, it's alright.
He's in, but he's nodded off in the chair.
He won't give us any more trouble tonight girls.

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26-06-2019, 11:19 PM
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I won't ask what he was doing in the shrubbery!
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26-06-2019, 11:21 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
I won't ask what he was doing in the shrubbery!


He was doing a wee, same as all these pesky men do in there Tabs. They are killing those shrubs, dirty little tykes.

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Right ladies, I have locked up and the security lights are all on, so I'm orf to me bed.

Nighty night all.

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26-06-2019, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Warm and cuddly?

I've heard it on reliable authority that you are about as 'warm and cuddly' as my Nellie when she's got wind!

Not like you wimmin then, you could strike matches on yer.
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27-06-2019, 03:56 AM
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Aye, and I can incinerate men from 100 yards away so wear flame retard underwear.

Time is 3.55 AM and I felt wicked so nipped in to claim victory for us lovely ladies.
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27-06-2019, 06:16 AM
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Aye, and I can incinerate men from 100 yards away so wear flame retard underwear.

Time is 3.55 AM and I felt wicked so nipped in to claim victory for us lovely ladies.
Well done Morti , it seems that your ability to incinerate the men has made them hide under their duvets.
 

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