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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Hold on, I have a thought.
Were you bowled over Fruity?
I certainly was; bowled over by a maiden.

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I have surprised the dear lady occasionally by buying her a bra - when asked at the counter what size sir does madam take - I just hold my cusped hand out and say one OR two of these - works everytime! I cusp in the hand is worth no cusp at all??

spittie wot they do ap there lad?
Hence the introduction of the international unit for measuring bra sizes, the BSH, otherwise known as the British Standard Handful.

Speaking of which, Carol Kirkwood has just been doing the weather on the telly, and blotting out most of Ireland in the process.
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I certainly was; bowled over by a maiden.




Speaking of which, Carol Kirkwood has just been doing the weather on the telly, and blotting out most of Ireland in the process.
I am worried about Carol, she looks ill
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27-02-2018, 11:11 AM
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I am worried about Carol, she looks ill
would you care to elaborate Dr RJ?
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27-02-2018, 11:42 AM
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Well, in my opinion, untutored, unqualified & probably unwelcome i have come to grow quite fond of the lady. Being blonde is reason enough for me to leave the weather forecast on when she is on.
However, of late she looks disheveled, lacking hairstyle & generally lost her spark.
Hows that Gumbo?
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A couple of pints of Guinness would soon put hairs on her chest and have her right as rain in no time at all
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Well, in my opinion, untutored, unqualified & probably unwelcome i have come to grow quite fond of the lady. Being blonde is reason enough for me to leave the weather forecast on when she is on.
However, of late she looks disheveled, lacking hairstyle & generally lost her spark.
Hows that Gumbo?
well thank you so much RJ for responding so quickly and caringly! I do understand your fondness for blondes - is there anyway of sending a note to the TV line as viewers often do and express your concerns - I would think she may be having a relationship problem and may be living with a friend and unable to spend time with her makeup - OR she may have become alcoholic - many blondes do on TV - it's the pressure of it all ya know??

ps: oh did you mean that you are blonde?? sorry!
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27-02-2018, 12:32 PM
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A couple of pints of Guinness would soon put hairs on her chest and have her right as rain in no time at all
I read somewhere that sales have been slipping for years. In fact, in 2015 their brewery at PARK ROYAL was closed & production moved "home"

I drank a lot of it when I worked as a bartender in my college days

preferred Mackeson
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I agree RJ, Ms Kirkwood did look a little under barometric pressure.
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My 1st teacher, Miss Blake was my first love, but she got preggers & I had to back off.
Nurse Gillian completed my world when we first met She was the exact double of Shirley Eaton, still is
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quite
 
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