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Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

04-06-2020, 03:02 PM

2411

Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Mups ->

One morning in early June
Gert fell down in a sudden swoon
For George Clooney walked past
But Fred couldn’t be arsed
And went off to the pub at last.

When the farmer checked on his Boar

Since when did last rhyme with June?

Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

04-06-2020, 03:03 PM

2412

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wind's getting up outside
It's blowing the door open wide
The windows are rattling too

Barry

Chatterbox

North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

Barry has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

04-06-2020, 04:52 PM

2413

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wind's getting up outside
It's blowing the door open wide
The windows are rattling too
And I don't know what to do

Cherie B

Member

Oxfordshire

Joined: Aug 2018

Posts: 45

Cherie B has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

04-06-2020, 05:05 PM

2414

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wind's getting up outside
It's blowing the door open wide
The windows are rattling too
And I don't know what to do
I suggest that you go and hide!

We have a new member from down under

Barry

Chatterbox

North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

04-06-2020, 05:53 PM

2415

Re: Limericks. (New).

We have a new member from down under
Whose country is just full of wonder

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

04-06-2020, 07:02 PM

2416

Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Judd ->

Since when did last rhyme with June?

Damn your bones man.

OK, my mistake. 'Twas George's fault.

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

04-06-2020, 07:05 PM

2417

Re: Limericks. (New).

We have a new member from down under
Whose country is just full of wonder
With Koalas and 'Roos

Cherie B

Member

Oxfordshire

Joined: Aug 2018

Posts: 45

04-06-2020, 08:56 PM

2418

Re: Limericks. (New).

We have a new member from down under
Whose country is just full of wonder
With Koalas and 'Roos
There's just so much to choose

Barry

Chatterbox

North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

05-06-2020, 02:24 PM

2419

Re: Limericks. (New).

We have a new member from down under
Whose country is just full of wonder
With Koalas and 'Roos
There's just so much to choose
And I'm spoiled for choice what to plunder.

Fred's attitude was beyond the pale

Cherie B

Member

Oxfordshire

Joined: Aug 2018

Posts: 45

05-06-2020, 04:03 PM

2420

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred's attitude was beyond the pale
He didn't act like the average male.

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