Unluckiest man in the world
A guy crossing over a road junction very slowly looked up to see a lorry heading straight for him. To his left a car was also heading towards him. He looked to his right and there was a bus nearly on top of him even behind him yet another vehicle.
Panic set in, as he looked up to find a plane crashing down right where he was.
That was the end he thought as he looked down and saw a manhole he was standing on. So quickly he lifted it up and jumped down the hole only to be run over by an underground train