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03-04-2020, 05:16 PM
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Why are you men trying to be so harsh with Mups when you know that you miss her when she isn't here?

She has struggled back on to Last to Post because she heard you were concerned about her absence, but if you don't show her some respect I must advise you that she can arrange to have you put in my cellar. As I hardly use it these days, she will also arrange to have it filled with concrete whilst you are in there!
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03-04-2020, 10:07 PM
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They need to heed your warning Twink, as in my present weakened state (temporary I might add), it won't take much for me to give you the nod to open the cellar doors and phone Ready-Mix.

Now then, where was I . . . oh yes, I was just about to . . . Oh No! Drat! . .



We have the Yorkshire Lurker approaching!
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03-04-2020, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
They need to heed your warning Twink, as in my present weakened state (temporary I might add), it won't take much for me to give you the nod to open the cellar doors and phone Ready-Mix.

Now then, where was I . . . oh yes, I was just about to . . . Oh No! Drat! . .



We have the Yorkshire Lurker approaching!
Evil cackle....
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03-04-2020, 10:10 PM
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Hey you . . . you over there behind the trees, I can see you, come out and face us like a man.

Now then Sir, did you get my bag of chicken fillets when you went shopping this afernoon? Hmm?
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03-04-2020, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Hey you . . . you over there behind the trees, I can see you, come out and face us like a man.

Now then Sir, did you get my bag of chicken fillets when you went shopping this afernoon? Hmm?
Proper chicken or bra fillers? In either case, no. Got meself some chicken breasts though.
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03-04-2020, 10:45 PM
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. Got meself some chicken breasts though.
Well clear off out of here and cook them then. We need a bit of peace and quiet for our secret "How to get rid of men pests" conference!
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03-04-2020, 11:24 PM
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Well clear off out of here and cook them then. We need a bit of peace and quiet for our secret "How to get rid of men pests" conference!

He's still loitering Tabby, looks like we might have to postpone our conference till we've got rid of him.
He hasn't got the staying power he used to have, so it won't be long before he nods off in the chair, then we can shovel him up and chuck him out.

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03-04-2020, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Proper chicken or bra fillers? In either case, no. Got meself some chicken breasts though.

Tut tut. Don't be vulgar young man.
Anyway, I can assure you my underwear is quite adequately filled thank you.
Now be off with you. The ladies have things to discuss.
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04-04-2020, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
He's still loitering Tabby, looks like we might have to postpone our conference till we've got rid of him.
He hasn't got the staying power he used to have, so it won't be long before he nods off in the chair, then we can shovel him up and chuck him out.

Luckily I have my alarm clock handy.
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Ready Mix Mups, it is heartwarming to hear you Ladies are prepared to empty your Makeup Compacts on us Gentleman's (in the cellar) account.
 



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