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13-05-2010, 09:04 AM
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Is this you?

Think Elvis

Are you lonesome tonight
Is your Brassiere to tight
Are your corsets just falling apart,
Have you got a big chest
Poking holes in you vest
Does your spare tyre reach up to your heart,
Are your stockings all laddered
Are your shoes wearing thin
Are your knickers held up with a big safety pin
Are your false teeth all worn
Do they drop when you yawn
No Bloody wonder your lonesome tonight.
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13-05-2010, 09:59 AM
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Brilliant! Many thanks, AB, for giving me my first smile today! Perhaps that's why I'm Lonesome Tonight! Gosh that title brings back memories to me

Loved that!
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14-05-2010, 07:31 AM
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Thanks for the welcome Brandkins. Loving this site already.
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14-05-2010, 04:31 PM
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Good one, AB!
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14-05-2010, 06:04 PM
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Re: Is this you?

Lol everyone seems to be mad around here lately
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14-05-2010, 09:24 PM
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Brilliant!
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14-05-2010, 09:44 PM
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Was you describing me Antibrown? I'm all those things
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14-05-2010, 09:56 PM
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Very funny
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15-05-2010, 09:16 AM
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Not sure I want to add that to my "unemployable loser" status sorry very depressed today
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15-05-2010, 11:33 AM
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Right ladies, I think we should respond with a ditty about the men, don't you?!
 
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