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If you can do this, you deserve a medal!

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If you can do this, you deserve a medal!

I might have done at one time.
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I couldn't find that thing you use to peel potatoes and carrots, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it.

"Mum left you two days ago" they replied.
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Must get the recipe for these Minge Pies now Christmas is over

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Must get the recipe for these Minge Pies now Christmas is over

Excellent, but that looks like some bored shelf-stacker has written a small addition to the 'C' (the shape isn't quite right).
Very amusing, though!

The pies might be rather nice, actually, depending upon whose minge it is!
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Excellent, but that looks like some bored shelf-stacker has written a small addition to the 'C' (the shape isn't quite right).
Very amusing, though!

The pies might be rather nice, actually, depending upon whose minge it is!
Nice with cream I would imagine.
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Nice with cream I would imagine.

You're just trying to make us feel sick, aren't you?
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You're just trying to make us feel sick, aren't you?
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Another bollocks joke

 
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