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What's all this I hear about a van containing thousands of ballot papers going missing?

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well they're parrots really!

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...and just how would you know?

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if you walk by quietly ya can hear them squawkin

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Oh no! You mean they're trapped in there!

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well some have been known to peck their way out - bloody mess really - and talkin of sex and bloody messes - take yaself to leisurely scribbles were there are rampant descriptions of male rape by polynesian beauties during the yam festival - mups is all a gog gog and she can't find her cleaver no more!

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Not sure I should, sounds like it might keep me awake!