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Mary Poppins would probably exit the scrap with the most decorum.
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05-01-2015, 11:53 AM
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..............after offering them all a spoonful of sugar?

and when they finished the 'hanging gardens of babylon' WHAT did they do about the fruit fly? and the susposedly hanging bodies?

and who was the last housekeeper of Alexandria and did he forget to put out the light?

so many unanswered questions from antiquity!
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05-01-2015, 12:27 PM
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What came first, Stonehenge or a JCB!.
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05-01-2015, 05:41 PM
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And why did the Lord appear to Moses in a Bush, why not a Pye, a Samsung, or a Phillips?
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06-01-2015, 05:59 PM
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It's all due to the pixels available at the time,Jem....



....or is that pixies?....
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06-01-2015, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
It's all due to the pixels available at the time,Jem....



....or is that pixies?....
could well be Pug, folks were very small back in those days I hear. They did know about TV then, sure wasn't there Christ and the 12 apixels.
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06-01-2015, 07:16 PM
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A man only problem.

This hair growing in the ears is beginning to annoy me, as I keep plucking them out by the roots they keep growing again a few weeks later, I have a finely pointed pliers for this purpose. I have managed to stop the nasal hair growing by yanking them out, but it took a few years for them to finally stop growing altogether, now it’s the ears and it’s an ongoing job keeping them at bay, any suggestions, no matter how weird will be gratefully received. why wasn’t I born a very unpopular Pirate Captain, then I would have no Buccaneers to worry about.

Signed. Hairy Harry from Harrogate.
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06-01-2015, 07:35 PM
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it's a 'vane' thingo - once the 'vane' is pointing right and not leftish there is no need to pluck or even f..k for that matter!
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06-01-2015, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by gumbud ->
it's a 'vane' thingo - once the 'vane' is pointing right and not leftish there is no need to pluck or even f..k for that matter!
Thank you Gumbud.
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06-01-2015, 11:10 PM
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Oh,on the other hand,you could see them as a boon,Jem.
Give them until June;you'll have a comb-over to be proud of!
Meanwhile,your bald conk will determine which way you're facing for envious onlookers
 
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