29-08-2018, 02:08 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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Oh dear talk t me!!
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29-08-2018, 02:29 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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T 4 2 and a bex!
29-08-2018, 02:42 PM
10066
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Pug
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Oh...my fault? Have I ruined the flow of poetic prose,Sweets?Sorry hon. meant no harm. Will b/o. Apologies.
29-08-2018, 03:07 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Well what a fine party it turned out to be in the end, well done folks.
Now back to the nitty gritty of scribbling. I’m not moaning here, just a little friendly crib I suppose.
Doctors differ, and how they differ.
The small intestine is actually longer that the large intestine, it’s 22feet long!!!
Don’t you think that’s a bit stupid? Is it any wonder that it takes seven years to train a doctor. I think they spend most of the time learning the latin names for parts of the body and trying to unravel mysteries like small being large and large being small.
Thankfully I don’t have to visit the doctor often, the last time I went for a check up was in 2012 having not seen him since three years before that, do you know what he said to me? “We haven’t seen you in three years Jem, what was wrong with you?”
“Nothing, that’s why you didn’t see me, asshead”
God where do they get these idiots from.
When I think of all the money I’m saving the national health you’d think he would be congratulating me for my efforts in helping the economy, if I was a busy doctor and a patient hadn’t come near me in three years I’d be patting myself on the back and thinking what a good job I was doing on him, a prime example of good doctoring.
This young fella took over the place from his elderly father who retired, and he has two lady doctors working with him. I much preferred the old lad, there was no messing about with him, you were in and out of the surgery like Flynn. If you said you had a pain in your back he would sympathise with you saying “Ah sure don’t worry about it Jem, i had the same thing myself last week and it just went away by itself, my old granny used to say that the best thing to do with pains is to keep them until they go away”
He was a wise old man, spent more time in the local next door than in his surgery, that’s what keeps him going now he says, three glasses of whiskey a day, he’s 93 and smoked a pipe all his life.
29-08-2018, 07:25 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
As I was walking down the streetI met a man with smelly feet
I thought my God they need a wash
He thought oh my, that gal looks posh
He uttered, do I have spare change
I said "Your dog has got the mange"
Well, he lit a fag and drank his booze
I think I might have blown his fuse
He shouted for the world to hear
"I think my time is drawing near"
I said "Your wrong the drink is talking"
He said " You better carry on walking"
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