09-01-2020, 12:20 PM
1181
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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My girlfriend burst in my room last night. I'll have to take it back to the sex shop today.
I keep bicycle repair patches handy for those sort of things.
09-01-2020, 11:21 PM
1184
Re: Let's have a laugh
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
09-01-2020, 11:23 PM
1185
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
10-01-2020, 12:27 AM
1187
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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A bloke was under the bonnet of his broken down car when a Rolls-Royce appeared. Flagging the driver down, he asked."Do you know anything about cars?"
"No" the other driver replied "I'm a chiropodist"
"In that case, could you give me a tow?"
11-01-2020, 04:54 PM
1190
Re: Let's have a laugh
My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday coming up, and I jokingly said, "A Lamborghini."A few days later I came home and was greeted by the stench of curry, and my wife said, "Sorry, I looked everywhere but couldn't find what you wanted, so I hope a lamb bhuna is OK."
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