What quote you like to be on your t-shirt?

Hi guys

I wanna know from you what is the best t-shirt quote you have ever seen or you have on your own t-shirts. I like to wear t-shirts with funny quotations. I have these following:

Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah Blah Blah..."

I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot

Marriage is not a word; it's a sentence.

I DONT NEED YOUR ATTITUDE::::
I HAVE MY OWN!!

If being sexy is a crime, arrest me

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This cloth really does stretch??

inside this belly there is a thin bloke??


Nice thoughts--but for an over 50 isn`t it better to wear a quiet T-shirt and leave the smile and odd wrinkle to talk??

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My thoughts exactly, OG

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The funniest one I ever saw was two geese flying close together, the gander in front, the male one close behind, . . he is trying to mate on-the-wing and the caption read.


FLY UNITED.

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Not one I'd want but I was shocked to see once, was a real skimpy top a young girl was wearing and it said 'stroke me I purr'

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I designed a Catsey tee that I'm rather proud of

And I have one I bought that has a pic of a squirrel and the circle-with-a-slash symbol on it. I loathe the little rodents!!

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Had a little giggle at this

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LOL, Sue, don't get me started on squirrels --- the horror stories I could tell!!

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I quite like

Open To Off-ers

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'stroke me I purr'


I must warn younger male members about this one.

In the small print is "but if you try to pull my tail I bite and scratch"