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Not because I'm a bloke but because I'm a Yorkshireman

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31. You can't hear what someone's saying in the kitchen if the electric kettle is coming to the boil.

Definitely this one, goes without saying I can't hear the phone either from the kitchen


41. Picking up pennies and tuppenny bits from the pavement, saying: 'Waste not, want not'.

Not pennies and tuppennies though. Found a fiver in the middle of nowhere, ok a few years ago, but last week two shiny pound coins were twinkling on the pavement.
But hey, that's not being old - that's observation

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You're right.

If you don't shake the last drips, they just do back into the nozzle when you hang it up.

Then the next customer gets them free of charge.

I hate giving things away.

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https://youtu.be/BxNohANhJiA

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Thanks Boozy that song is familiar to me because there was a 1980s comedy with Rik Mayall and co that we used to watch as teens