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The World Paper Tearing Champion has died...
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Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you just have to spend the rest of your life without them!
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OK time to give this Dry January a go!
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I'm in hospital because I accidentally poisoned myself by eating a daffodil bulb instead of an onion. The doctor says I'll be out in the spring
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I'm in hospital because I accidentally poisoned myself by eating a daffodil bulb instead of an onion. The doctor says I'll be out in the spring
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31-01-2021, 11:55 AM
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I'm in hospital because I accidentally poisoned myself by eating a daffodil bulb instead of an onion. The doctor says I'll be out in the spring
Borrowed.
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Paddy went to the Doc’s today. and said “do you treat alcoholics”, The Dr replied, “of course we do”………Paddy said “great get your coat on, I’m feckin skint
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Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road....
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Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road....
Stolen.
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The Procrastination Club has been put back a week, or is it a month?
 
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