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04-12-2009, 04:16 PM
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Ban On All Water!

I think I have the solution to a multitude of problems .....

BAN WATER FOR EVER!

Water causes so many problems, we either get dehydrated or we have water retention. If we get too much water on our skin it gets dry patches. Some places have floods, some places have droughts.

No more water bills, no more searching for a plumber ...

If there were no such thing as water think of the problems that could be
solved!
Do you agree?

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04-12-2009, 04:31 PM
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Re: Ban On All Water!

Put like that, it sounds strangely attractive yet i can't help feeling there's a fatal flaw - can anybody spot it?
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04-12-2009, 04:38 PM
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Re: Ban On All Water!

I don't know about anyone else but I would feel a wee bit thirsty!
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04-12-2009, 04:39 PM
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Re: Ban On All Water!

Drink Wine!
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04-12-2009, 08:57 PM
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Re: Ban On All Water!

Originally Posted by Myth and Magic ->
If there were no such thing as water think of the problems that could be solved!
Do you agree?
You could be onto something with this idea For one thing it's been often quoted that the next big war will be over water rights in third world countries. So banning water could prevent WW3
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05-12-2009, 08:25 AM
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Re: Ban On All Water!

Originally Posted by Losos ->
You could be onto something with this idea For one thing it's been often quoted that the next big war will be over water rights in third world countries. So banning water could prevent WW3
I feel so
I have saved the world with my water ban!

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06-12-2009, 12:18 PM
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Re: Ban On All Water!

Good one - I never drink water - just plenty coffee!
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06-12-2009, 07:23 PM
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Re: Ban On All Water!

Originally Posted by Brandykins ->
Good one - I never drink water - just plenty coffee!
watch that you don't OD on the caffeine - drink more wine with it!
 

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