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23-04-2016, 09:16 AM
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"Do You Drink Beer" she said.

Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: £3.00 a pint

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs £3.00 and you have 3 beers a day. In one year, it would be approximately £3285.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3285.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £65700 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a savings account and after accounting for some interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No.

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
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23-04-2016, 09:19 AM
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Re: "Do You Drink Beer" she said.

Nice one.
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23-04-2016, 09:27 AM
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Re: "Do You Drink Beer" she said.

I used to say to smokers, 'If you didn't smoke, you'd be able to afford a Porsche'! The retort back was, 'Yes, l've got one, on the front of my house'!
I rarely drink alcohol these days as my dentist said, it can cause mouth cancer!
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23-04-2016, 10:49 AM
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Re: "Do You Drink Beer" she said.

Cracking post there wabblewalk.

Me being a fervent Boozer who likes to Cruise around pubs.

Like you Arti,
I don't drink that much nowadays, but I still have one or two gottles of gear every single night.
I will take the tiny risk in respect of what you say there.
If I worried about all the food and drink worries there are about nowadays I would starve and dehydrate!

My saving grace is that I have NEVER smoked.
This will save me.
I fink!
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23-04-2016, 11:05 AM
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Re: "Do You Drink Beer" she said.

Originally Posted by wabblewalk ->
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: £3.00 a pint

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs £3.00 and you have 3 beers a day. In one year, it would be approximately £3285.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3285.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £65700 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a savings account and after accounting for some interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No.

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
That's told her
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23-04-2016, 11:09 AM
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Re: "Do You Drink Beer" she said.

Hahaha very good
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23-04-2016, 02:56 PM
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Re: "Do You Drink Beer" she said.

If I had all the money I had spent on drink----------I`d spend it on drink.

Credit to Vivian Stanshall and Sir Henry at Rawlinson End
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23-04-2016, 03:11 PM
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Re: "Do You Drink Beer" she said.

I don't have a drink problem
drink beer
fall down
no problem
 

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