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Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

26-01-2020, 01:29 PM

1001

Re: Limericks. (New).

Is there an end to crap on TV?
Not if it's on the BBC
Their boss needs a kick
And a clout with a big stick
And left tied up to a tree.

"Why does Fred snore" Flo said

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

26-01-2020, 01:32 PM

1002

Re: Limericks. (New).

Is there an end to crap on TV?
Not if it's on the BBC
Their boss needs a kick
And a clout with a big stick
And left tied up to a tree.

Fred went to his doctor one day

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

Last Tango has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

26-01-2020, 03:39 PM

1003

Re: Limericks. (New).

Sorry, posted too late.

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

26-01-2020, 03:43 PM

1004

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred went to his doctor one day
His snoring was making Flo stray

Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

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Posts: 12,538

Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

26-01-2020, 06:07 PM

1005

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred went to his doctor one day
His snoring was making Flo stray
Put a peg on your nose said the Doc

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

26-01-2020, 06:25 PM

1006

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred went to his doctor one day
His snoring was making Flo stray
Put a peg on your nose said the Doc
And Flo will no longer need to 'walk'

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

26-01-2020, 09:55 PM

1007

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred went to his doctor one day
His snoring was making Flo stray
Put a peg on your nose said the Doc
And Flo will no longer need to 'walk'
But she'd had enough anyway.

So Flo packed her backs and went

Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

27-01-2020, 01:38 AM

1008

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Flo packed her backs and went
And hitch hiked to Stoke on Trent

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

27-01-2020, 08:59 AM

1009

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Flo packed her bags and went
And hitch hiked to Stoke on Trent
There she'd try the pottery

Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

27-01-2020, 02:06 PM

1010

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Flo packed her bags and went
And hitch-hiked to Stoke-on-Trent
There she'd try the pottery
And get a ticket for the lottery

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