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06-10-2019, 10:03 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I fancy a walk on the beach
But must give my bikini line a bleach
Then my legs I must shave
I’ll be really brave




I think L/dogs was referring to your missed last line Mups post (92)
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06-10-2019, 12:04 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Oh, sorry Tezza, you're right.

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I fancy a walk on the beach
But must give my bikini line a bleach
Then my legs I must shave
I’ll be really brave
And paddle as far as I reach.




Bert's wife sent him off for ice cream
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06-10-2019, 12:23 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert's wife sent him off for ice cream
Not as easy as it may well seem
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06-10-2019, 08:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert's wife sent him off for ice cream
Not as easy as it may well seem
There was a queue a mile long
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06-10-2019, 10:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert's wife sent him off for ice cream
Not as easy as it may well seem
There was a queue a mile long
Which old Bert thought was wrong
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06-10-2019, 10:45 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert's wife sent him off for ice cream
Not as easy as it may well seem
There was a queue a mile long
Which old Bert thought was wrong
So then he came up with a scheme.



He'd send his missus instead
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06-10-2019, 10:55 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He'd send his missus instead
But she's not right in the head
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07-10-2019, 02:08 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He'd send his missus instead
But she's not right in the head
So who cares if she don't
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07-10-2019, 12:14 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He'd send his missus instead
But she's not right in the head
So who cares if she don't
‘Cos she said I wont
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07-10-2019, 04:37 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He'd send his missus instead
But she's not right in the head
So who cares if she don't
‘Cos she said I wont
And cleared off home to bed.




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