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As the crow tucked into his meal
He thought he'd got a good deal
Meat, with toothpicks thrown in
I'll chuck the rest in the bin
Then all full up I shall feel.



While walking home in the rain

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While walking home in the rain
I thought I saw Michael Caine

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While walking home in the rain
I thought I saw Michael Cain
Not a lot of people know that

Re: Limericks. (New).

While walking home in the rain
I thought I saw Michael Cain
Not a lot of people know that -
He said from under his hat

Re: Limericks. (New).

While walking home in the rain
I thought I saw Michael Cain
Not a lot of people know that -
He said from under his hat
As he continued down the lane

Four weeks until the big day

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Four weeks until the big day
When Santa will come on his sleigh

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Four weeks until the big day
When Santa will come on his sleigh
But only if you've been good

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Four weeks until the big day
When Santa will come on his sleigh
But only if you've been good
Oh but I have - touch wood

Re: Limericks. (New).

Four weeks until the big day
When Santa will come on his sleigh
But only if you've been good
Oh but I have - touch wood
I believe you ? Despite what they say


A reindeer called Rudolph was sad

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A reindeer called Rudolph was sad
For he loved a young deer known as Brad