Re: Limericks. (New).

She said cross my palm
I said no way ma'am
For my future I don't want to know
So you'd best turn around and go
Before it can do any harm

Apparently it's Intentional Ladies' Day

Re: Limericks. (New).

Apparently it's Intentional Ladies' Day
So we're keeping you men out the way

Re: Limericks. (New).

Apparently it's Intentional Ladies' Day
So we're keeping you men out the way
No chance of that says I

Re: Limericks. (New).

Apparently it's Intentional Ladies' Day
So we're keeping you men out the way
No chance of that says I
You would - because you're a guy

Re: Limericks. (New).

Apparently it's Intentional Ladies' Day
So we're keeping you men out the way
No chance of that says I
You would - because you're a guy
Now 'oppit, is what I say.



Easter eggs are in the shops

Re: Limericks. (New).

Easter eggs are in the shops
For me, Thorntons is tops

Re: Limericks. (New).

Easter eggs are in the shops
For me, Thorntons is tops
My favourite is Lindt

Re: Limericks. (New).

Easter eggs are in the shops
For me, Thorntons is tops
My favourite is Lindt
Who make one in mint

Re: Limericks. (New).

Easter eggs are in the shops
For me Thorntons is tops
My favourite is Lindt
Who make one in mint
And full of little mint drops

There's hot cross buns as well

Re: Limericks. (New).

There's hot cross buns as well
Wonder what else they'll sell?