Re: Limericks. (New).

Two old friends took a stroll on the pier
One was straight, one was queer
One was named Joe and the other one Ben

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two old friends took a stroll on the pier
One was straight, one was queer
One was named Joe and the other one Ben
They'd been together for years - and then . .

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two old friends took a stroll on the pier
One was straight, one was queer
One was named Joe and the other one Ben
They'd been together for years - and then . .
Ben dropped down dead, oh dear!



Joe was shocked, and started to weep

Re: Limericks. (New).

Joe was shocked, and started to weep
Hed sobbed all night, and couldn't sleep

Re: Limericks. (New).

Joe was shocked, and started to weep
Hed sobbed all night, and couldn't sleep
When he rose the next day

Re: Limericks. (New).

Joe was shocked , and started to weep
He’d sobbed all night, and couldn’t sleep
When he rose the next day
He went to meet Kay

Re: Limericks. (New).

Joe was shocked, and started to weep
He'd sobbed all night ,and couldn't sleep
When he rose the next day
He went to meet Kay
And fell at her feet in a heap

"Get up,said Kay don't lie there"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Get up,said Kay don't lie there"
"Everyone is stopping to stare

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Get up,said Kay don't lie there"
"Everyone is stopping to stare
"But I'm bereft", wailed Joe

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Get up, said Kay don't lie there"
"Everyone is stopping to stare
"But I'm bereft", wailed Joe
"And I've nowhere to go"