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An old couple sat on the pier
The old gent whispered in her ear
"Still luvs ya, y'know"
come on let's go
'bout time we were out of here

They got in their car to go home

Re: Limericks. (New).

They got in their car to go home
but realised they'd lost their phone

Re: Limericks. (New).

They got in their car to go home
But realised they'd lost their phone
Then panic set in

Re: Limericks. (New).

They got in their car to go home
But realised they'd lost their phone
Then panic set in
They were in York, not Kings Lynn

Re: Limericks. (New).

They got in their car to go home
But realised they'd lost their phone
The panic set in
They were in York, not Kings Lynn
Wow! you should have heard them moan

After spending half the day moaning

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After spending half their day moaning
The old gent was heard to be groaning

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After spending half their day moaning
The old gent was heard to be groaning
'This useless sat nav ...'

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After spending half the day moaning
The old gent was heard to be moaning
"This useless Sat Nav...
Is this the best that they have?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

After spending half the day moaning
The old gent was heard to be moaning
"This useless Sat Nav...
Is this the best that they have?"
"I'll stick to a map when out roaming!"


There once was a Dragon named Freddie

Re: Limericks. (New).

There once was a Dragon called Freddie
Who, when he got drunk, was unsteady