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Gert was shocked and Bertie went red
You should be ashamed is what she said,
There he stood, in knickers and bra
When Gertie said you look like your Ma
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20-05-2019, 10:39 PM
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Gert was shocked and Bertie went red
You should be ashamed is what she said,
There he stood, in knickers and bra
When Gertie said you look like your Ma
And I'll tell you what - we'll never be wed!




Gertie cried and left in a huff
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Gertie cried and left in a huff
Bert smiled big and said, "That's enough"
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20-05-2019, 10:51 PM
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Gertie cried and left in a huff
Bert smiled big and said, "That's enough"
I'll buy a nice thong
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie cried and left in a huff
Bert smiled big and said, "That's enough"
I'll buy a nice thong
And sing a love song
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie cried and left in a huff
Bert smiled big and said, "That's enough"
I'll buy a nice thong
And sing a love song
Grow my beard back, that's rough

But Gertie was working her mind with a plan
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But Gertie was working her mind with a plan
To find herself a new man
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But Gertie was working her mind with a plan
To find herself a new man
She heaved and she puffed
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But Gertie was working her mind with a plan
To find herself a new man
She heaved and she puffed
With her looks she was chuffed
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But Gertie was working her mind with a plan
To find herself a new man
She heaved and she puffed
With her looks she was chuffed
But her attempt went down the pan

Gertie decided to become a nun
 
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