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paula

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scotland

Joined: Jul 2020

Posts: 834

paula has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

22-02-2021, 01:02 AM

4661

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two Gnomes were having a chat
When the one in the long pointed hat
Said "What became of Snow White"
Oh she's high as a kyte

EZ Rider

Chatterbox

Surrey

Joined: Mar 2013

Posts: 30,755

EZ Rider has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

22-02-2021, 08:59 AM

4662

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two Gnomes were having a chat
When the one in the long pointed hat
Said "What became of Snow White"
Oh she's high as a kyte
She told her seven buddies to scat.

I looked out the window just now

Barry

Chatterbox

North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

Barry has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

22-02-2021, 09:42 AM

4663

Re: Limericks. (New).

I looked out the window just now
And on the front lawn was a cow

Mups

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Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

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22-02-2021, 12:21 PM

4664

Re: Limericks. (New).

I looked out the window just now
And on the front lawn was a cow
It was munching my tree

Barry

Chatterbox

North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

22-02-2021, 12:22 PM

4665

Re: Limericks. (New).

I looked out the window just now
And on the front lawn was a cow
It munched all my grass
Then was joined by an ass

Tubby

Senior Member

East Anglia

Joined: Jan 2021

Posts: 146

22-02-2021, 01:02 PM

4666

Re: Limericks. (New).

I looked out the window just now
And on the front lawn was a cow
It munched all my grass
Then was joined by an ass
And a pig which I think was a sow

The cow started running around

paula

Senior Member

scotland

Joined: Jul 2020

Posts: 834

22-02-2021, 01:30 PM

4667

Re: Limericks. (New).

The cow started running around
Chasing at something it had found

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

22-02-2021, 02:37 PM

4668

Re: Limericks. (New).

The cow started running around
Chasing at something it had found
The pig gave a snort

Barry

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North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

22-02-2021, 05:14 PM

4669

Re: Limericks. (New).

The cow started running around
Chasing at something it had found
The pig gave a snort
But the ass was distraught

paula

Senior Member

scotland

Joined: Jul 2020

Posts: 834

22-02-2021, 06:16 PM

4670

Re: Limericks. (New).

The cow started running around
Chasing at something it had found
The pig gave a snort
But the ass was distraught
and ran off like a greyhound

A little boy wanted to know

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