17-04-2019, 03:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Unbeknown to Mups, cocoa is a well-known aphrodisiac for men but a somnolent for wimmin (it makes them sleep) hence at night time when men are raring to take part in the tournament of Venus, the wimmin are fast asleep snoring their heads off. 
Whatever are you on about now man?
If you are referring to the male's habit of seeking . . . erm . . . how can I put this . . . such a delicate subject to voice . . .
eternal satisfaction shall we say, the women have been trained since before puberty to feign sleep m'dear. (That is if the headaches are ignored).
Twinks stew AND watered down cocoa for you tonight young man! Now behave yourself.
17-04-2019, 03:27 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Whatever are you on about now man?If you are referring to the male's habit of seeking . . . erm . . . how can I put this . . . such a delicate subject to voice . . .
eternal satisfaction shall we say, the women have been trained since before puberty to feign sleep m'dear. (That is if the headaches are ignored).
Twinks stew AND watered down cocoa for you tonight young man! Now behave yourself.
17-04-2019, 03:39 PM
21354
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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A quick shake to see if it's a genuine kip would soon sort that out.
Huh. You men have always been so easy to hoodwink though.
We had all earned our 'Masters Certificate' by puberty.
There is not a single trick in the book you males could invent, that we haven't faced, and learnt to deal with, with expertise you can only dream of.
Now off you go and calm down.
Think about what you're having for tea tonight, or where you are taking us for our summer break - anything useful and benefecial will soon distract you from any amorous or lustful thoughts, I'm certain.
Good day to your Sir.
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Oh good, looks like we've got the place to ourselves once again. Bloomin' nuisances they are.
17-04-2019, 03:42 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Huh. You men have always been so easy to hoodwink though.We had all earned our 'Masters Certificate' by puberty.
There is not a single trick in the book you males could invent, that we haven't faced, and learnt to deal with, with expertise you can only dream of.
Now off you go and calm down.
Think about what you're having for tea tonight, or where you are taking us for our summer break - anything useful and benefecial will soon distract you from any amorous or lustful thoughts, I'm certain.
Good day to your Sir.
*
Oh good, looks like we've got the place to ourselves once again. Bloomin' nuisances they are.
17-04-2019, 05:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Huh. You men have always been so easy to hoodwink though.We had all earned our 'Masters Certificate' by puberty.
There is not a single trick in the book you males could invent, that we haven't faced, and learnt to deal with, with expertise you can only dream of.
Now off you go and calm down.
Think about what you're having for tea tonight, or where you are taking us for our summer break - anything useful and benefecial will soon distract you from any amorous or lustful thoughts, I'm certain.
Good day to your Sir.
*
Oh good, looks like we've got the place to ourselves once again. Bloomin' nuisances they are.
17-04-2019, 06:54 PM
21358
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I daresay we could come up with some more.
17-04-2019, 08:39 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Hey get back to the second referendum , where I have been singing your praises, before I decide to singe your ears in here!
That got rid of him, Twink.
In fact I am ecstatic to observe ALL pesky males have done a runner at last.
I like it.
Perhaps now we can have some sensible conversation without their passions and ardour getting in the way. Tut tut.
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