07-07-2019, 04:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Now look here,how dare you continually mock Mups? She may be tiny & not the best navigator in the world, but you men would miss her if she decided to leave.....come on now, admit it! 
All she wants is a little kindness & respect! I think she may be having tea with Mags this afternoon, to give her reports on how the men are behaving on LTP!
Thank you Twink. See, it always takes another woman to understand about feelings.
It has always been a known fact that men are gormless, insensitive, incapable, unfeeling twits . . . . (I could go on) about such qualities as we possess.
Having said that, it has been known for their species to prove useful for . . . . . oh dear, I just can't think what.
They must have some sort of use surely - mustn't they?
07-07-2019, 05:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Time for me tea (when I've decided what it is).Wipe your tears away on my departure, I shall return!
Sadly Judd, if there are any tears to be shed, it will be upon your return, NOT your departure.
Enjoy your tea, petal.
07-07-2019, 05:10 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Tezza
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Well said Muppsy 👍 you got most of that right.... great innit.👏👏 😇
Aha. Young Tezza.
Where did you spring from?
You are supposed to be out digging the veg patch for us.
07-07-2019, 11:27 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
I have a slight dilemma. I will explain.Yesterday driving home, quite by chance I saw an old jewellers shop.
There it was, right in front of my car, and it called out and said it had something to show me. Tis true.
I blamed my car at first, for not going where it was supposed to go, it does this sometimes.
I decided to leave it in the hands of fate and if there was a parking space nearby, I would go and look, but if there wasn't, then I would insist my car took me home.
Blow me if there wasn't a Fiat sized space not 10 yards away!
What a coincidence, I thought, and took that to mean I'd best go and see what was in the shop.
To my amazement, I spotted a tiny gold cross necklace and couldn't take my eyes of it. I tried to drag myself away, but my feet wouldn't move in the direction I wanted, they would only move towards the shop door.
You can guess what happened no doubt. I ended up having to treat myself - against my will you understand. I had left my sensible head at home.
So I have a new necklace, and my lost one will no doubt be jealous and come out of hiding now.
Now the dilemma is, how can I replace the money I have just spent?
Have I got to resort to selling my body at my age? How does one go about it?
I thought about putting a red light in my porch but broke it going up the ladder.
Or should I write a card and stick it up in the nearby phone box, with some glamour girl's photo instead of mine?
I think I'd be acceptable as long as it was dark enough and foggy enough, especially if the pubs were just turning out, but can I remember the procedure I ask myself?
What do you think I should do?
08-07-2019, 12:22 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I have a slight dilemma. I will explain.Yesterday driving home, quite by chance I saw an old jewellers shop.
There it was, right in front of my car, and it called out and said it had something to show me. Tis true.
I blamed my car at first, for not going where it was supposed to go, it does this sometimes.
I decided to leave it in the hands of fate and if there was a parking space nearby, I would go and look, but if there wasn't, then I would insist my car took me home.
Blow me if there wasn't a Fiat sized space not 10 yards away!
What a coincidence, I thought, and took that to mean I'd best go and see what was in the shop.
To my amazement, I spotted a tiny gold cross necklace and couldn't take my eyes of it. I tried to drag myself away, but my feet wouldn't move in the direction I wanted, they would only move towards the shop door.
You can guess what happened no doubt. I ended up having to treat myself - against my will you understand. I had left my sensible head at home.
So I have a new necklace, and my lost one will no doubt be jealous and come out of hiding now.
Now the dilemma is, how can I replace the money I have just spent?
Have I got to resort to selling my body at my age? How does one go about it?
I thought about putting a red light in my porch but broke it going up the ladder.
Or should I write a card and stick it up in the nearby phone box, with some glamour girl's photo instead of mine?
I think I'd be acceptable as long as it was dark enough and foggy enough, especially if the pubs were just turning out, but can I remember the procedure I ask myself?
What do you think I should do?
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