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A guy is having a check up at the doctors.

"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"

"I doubt it," says the doctor, shaking his head. "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc."

"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke!"
Brilliant!!!
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WHOOPS!!! lol!! JBR
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26-05-2021, 08:37 PM
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26-05-2021, 08:59 PM
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My wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive...

Apparently the response, "Dont worry babe your tits cover it", wasn't the response she was looking for!
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26-05-2021, 09:14 PM
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My wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive...

Apparently the response, "Dont worry babe your tits cover it", wasn't the response she was looking for!
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26-05-2021, 10:02 PM
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My wife just called and said Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected special resin into her crack...

I'm not normally suspicious but she hasn't got a car!
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26-05-2021, 10:38 PM
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Oh, this thread is becoming quite disgusting now.

Don't read it ladies.
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27-05-2021, 05:53 PM
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Oh, this thread is becoming quite disgusting now.

Don't read it ladies.
Well the jokes for blokes isn’t used anymore
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27-05-2021, 06:02 PM
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A husband and wife were lying in bed one night, and he turned to her and said "What's the best thing you want to do with my body, my darling?"

"I.D. it" she replied.

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A warning device for all you men out there:

 
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