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21-02-2020, 02:57 PM
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Women.

Hi

I will never understand them.

They are a complete mystery to me.

I was not expecting the Pretendies today.

Four young Pretendies have arrived.

One Babcha, aka a Grandmother, to look after them, the Mums have had enough at the end of Half Term.

They are off shopping .

The Pretendies are running riot, Babcha is more concerned with putting the knives, forks and spoons in the right order.

Nadia and small Zoshia are busy with the remnants of my Ex ;s Makeup.

The ladies take it all in their stride.

A complete nightmare for me.
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21-02-2020, 03:27 PM
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Re: Women.

Sounds as though you have your hands full there, Swimmy.
You should try the same with boys! My heart is still in my mouth when I think back to years ago when two of mine aged 5 and 6 were making such a racket in the bedroom that I went to investigate, there they were happily playing swordsmen, one with the poker that he had taken from the fireside bucket, complete with its deadly sharp point on the end, and the other with the serrated bread knife that I had stupidly left on the breadboard and which he had managed to get within reach of by simply standing on a kitchen stool! I never made that mistake again!
Seems girls would be a doddle. lol.
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21-02-2020, 03:49 PM
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You aren't kidding me, SF, I know you are in heaven !

Shropshire girl, I can confirm, it definitely sounds like you have boys there . It reminds me of the time I went to fetch my young son for dinner, while he, along with several other neighbor boys, was on top of the neighbor's garage donning bed sheets and towels in preparation to test their superhero wings.

I got there just in time to take Superman safely back home for salad and broccoli.
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21-02-2020, 03:57 PM
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Re: Women.

Hi

The boys are easy, building models, wanting to drive the car.

No great shakes.

The girls mature younger than the boys.

They can ask some awkward questions of Grandad.
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21-02-2020, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

The boys are easy, building models, wanting to drive the car.

No great shakes.

The girls mature younger than the boys.

They can ask some awkward questions of Grandad.
Beware of the quiet when it comes to boys, SF ...

and keep an eye on the matches.
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21-02-2020, 06:32 PM
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Re: Women.

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Beware of the quiet when it comes to boys, SF ...

and keep an eye on the matches.
Hi

My son and his friends spent years in Chemistry lessons trying to make things go bang.

I am quite confident in my ability to deal with that.

Ten year old girls with raging hormones are a completely different scenario.

I had enough trouble with my own daughter at that stage in her life.

I have no issues at all with dealing with a machete wielding Muslim Fanatic.

Down they go, even two at a time.

A young lady of that age talking about Boobs is seriously not my thing.

They think I do not understand Polish, I do and it can be very disturbing.
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21-02-2020, 07:19 PM
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Re: Women.

Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi





I have no issues at all with dealing with a machete wielding Muslim Fanatic.

Down they go, even two at a time.

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Two at a time swimfeeders?
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21-02-2020, 07:53 PM
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Re: Women.

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Two at a time swimfeeders?
Hi

Old and ill as I am , yes.

Machetes are a terror weapon, scaring people.

Very simple to deal with.

They are not a professional weapon of choice.

I am 68 years old.

I am not fazed at all by two bearded machete wielding idiots.

Down they go.

I am very confident with that.

A professional with a small 3 inch blade holding it properly, and I am in trouble.

I know my limits.

I have no chance against Seal Teams, SAS or Spetnaz,

ISIS can swan off, they are simply not an issue.

Welcome to the World of Swimmy.

I am more Scared of Mups, Silver Tabby and Sufermom than i am of any Terrorist.

I have not mentioned Twinks or Morti.

They simply terrorise me.

I have absolutely no chance of winning an argument against those two.
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21-02-2020, 07:57 PM
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Re: Women.

Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

Old and ill as I am , yes.

Machetes are a terror weapon, scaring people.

Very simple to deal with.

They are not a professional weapon of choice.

I am 68 years old.

I am not fazed at all by two bearded machete wielding idiots.

Down they go.

I am very confident with that.

A professional with a small 3 inch blade holding it properly, and I am in trouble.

I know my limits.

I have no chance against Seal Teams, SAS or Spetnaz,

ISIS can swan off, they are simply not an issue.

Welcome to the World of Swimmy.

I am more Scared of Mups, Silver Tabby and Sufermom than i am of any Terrorist.

I have not mentioned Twinks or Morti.

They simply terrorise me.

I have absolutely no chance of winning an argument against those two.
There are two ways to win an argument with a woman.


Neither of them work.
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21-02-2020, 08:21 PM
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Re: Women.

Originally Posted by Judd ->
There are two ways to win an argument with a woman.


Neither of them work.
Oh but they do!

For a man....Admit stupidity in to...
Submission
And reap the making-up benefits
or...
Admit all errors and then regain a high ground in to..
Domination
And reap the making-up benefits!

It's a man's choice really!!!!
 
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