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27-07-2019, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Newsflash: That wasn't a forelock tweak, it was a `dickhead` sign. The thumb of the right hand is placed between the eyebrows on the bridge of the nose with the index finger pointing straight up.


It is obvious you men will not to believe anything we say, and that is precisely why you will remain clueless as to the finer things in life!

The next time Richard comes to take us out, we could ask him if you may join us, then you will see I speak the truth.

You will however, have to buy a decent suit and tie, and travel in the boot of the Limo of course, but I am sure you won't mind.


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27-07-2019, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
It is obvious you men will not to believe anything we say, and that is precisely why you will remain clueless as to the finer things in life!

The next time Richard comes to take us out, we could ask him if you may join us, then you will see I speak the truth.

You will however, have to buy a decent suit and tie, and travel in the boot of the Lino of course, but I am sure you won't mind.


Why don't you see if he will fly you all to his private island in the Virgin Isles?









And leave you there.
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27-07-2019, 11:26 PM
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Right - I'm away. A bit o' supper, a snatch of TV and then get meself nestled in the arms of Somnus.

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27-07-2019, 11:36 PM
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Excellent, it looks like the lot of 'em have finally cleared off now.
Peace at last. I'll lock the back door quick.

Goodnight ladies. Sleep well.

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27-07-2019, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Excellent, it looks like the lot of 'em have finally cleared off now.
Peace at last. I'll lock the back door quick.

Goodnight ladies. Sleep well.

Goodnight, sweet dreams
creamy cakes and pink ice creams!

Well done on the dis infestation, Mups.
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28-07-2019, 07:30 AM
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Don't know what you did to them, Mups - but it worked. Look - not a male insight apart from Nemo - and he is on guard duty anyway.
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28-07-2019, 07:35 AM
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Just biding time whilst the beer cans and curry cartons are dealt with, with a womanly touch.
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28-07-2019, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Just biding time whilst the beer cans and curry cartons are dealt with, with a womanly touch.
If you think that sort of sexist comment will make you welcome here Spitty, then all I can say is you are naive regarding the strength of women on LTP!
We just ignore idiots!
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28-07-2019, 08:29 AM
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Bet yer can't resist plonking the stuff in the receptacles though, take that from a Plonker.
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28-07-2019, 08:31 AM
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Bet yer can't resist plonking the stuff in the receptacles though, take that from a Plonker.
Which part of "We just ignore idiots!", did you not understand?
 



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