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17-05-2019, 02:16 PM
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Mups , I know you like him sometimes, but I am afraid that Judd has got to go!

Lets have a leaving part for him and invite all his LTP male friends. I can disguise the lorry to look like a party room & then send it to France... with all of them locked in!

We better do it fast though, as if they ban Brexit they will all be able to come back!
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17-05-2019, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Mups , I know you like him sometimes, but I am afraid that Judd has got to go!

Lets have a leaving part for him and invite all his LTP male friends. I can disguise the lorry to look like a party room & then send it to France... with all of them locked in!

We better do it fast though, as if they ban Brexit they will all be able to come back!
Well make sure Mups doesn't work out the route or we'll end up in Blackpool. BTW what's wrong with my eye? All I did was have a cup of tea.
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17-05-2019, 05:39 PM
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Well make sure Mups doesn't work out the route or we'll end up in Blackpool. BTW what's wrong with my eye? All I did was have a cup of tea.
It will need to be removed....then we will report you for sexual abuse on LTP......because you go round winking at all the ladies"
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17-05-2019, 05:55 PM
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Well make sure Mups doesn't work out the route or we'll end up in Blackpool. BTW what's wrong with my eye? All I did was have a cup of tea.


You're a cheeky blighter dongle.
Not much wrong with my map reading that can't be fixed with a decent sat-nav if you buy me one.
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17-05-2019, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Mups , I know you like him sometimes, but I am afraid that Judd has got to go!

Lets have a leaving part for him and invite all his LTP male friends. I can disguise the lorry to look like a party room & then send it to France... with all of them locked in!

We better do it fast though, as if they ban Brexit they will all be able to come back!


Good idea Twink.
It's definitely time he went. Time they all did.
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17-05-2019, 05:57 PM
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Well make sure Mups doesn't work out the route or we'll end up in Blackpool. BTW what's wrong with my eye? All I did was have a cup of tea.


Haha, glad someone appreciated my joke dongle.
It really tickled me when I read it.


Very often, the simple things are the best - (like me).
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17-05-2019, 05:58 PM
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It will need to be removed....then we will report you for sexual abuse on LTP......because you go round winking at all the ladies"


Good idea Twink.
Wanna borrow my apple corer?
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17-05-2019, 07:45 PM
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It will need to be removed....then we will report you for sexual abuse on LTP......because you go round winking at all the ladies"
So long as I'm only winking I should be alright.
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17-05-2019, 07:48 PM
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Now look 'ere you wimmin folk. Don't think you can get the better of us lovely men by getting all sexual innuendo with us. It will not work

Of course, it'll work on other threads but not here.
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17-05-2019, 08:08 PM
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Yeah-what 'dogs said!
PLUS,you grils are just miffed because all the ferry captains are male!
So,although I'm happy to drive the truck-don't you almost female wallahs get all grumpy when we arrive back in Dearole Blighty with a 12-pack of Le Cheap Vin each,plus a love-struck,besotted femme on each arm!
 



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