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Cheeky toe tag.
My dainty, petite buttocks could not possibly leave marks thank you very much.

Anyway, you have over run your time now, so off you go to bed else you'll have baggy eyes in the morning.

Here, take your nightcap and 'oppit.

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By lucky hap, I've just had a nightcap in the form of a London gin and tonic.

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Nightcap - of any sort - implies bedtime so what are you doing still lurking in here - be off with you!

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I want to know what their N.Y. resolutions will be, Tabby.

Do you think they may resolve to give up and finally admit the female ownership of this place?

There again, that would be the sensible thing to do, and they can't be sensible can they. . tsk.

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My New Year Resolution is to stop gambling.


I'll bet you a tenner I can do it.

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That should go in the corny groaner jokes section - awful.

Now go on, away with yer.

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Okay then, if that doesn't suit.

My NYR is to keep you wimmin out of the LTP - it will be a long-drawn-out battle, but I'm up to the task. If I should falter (highly unlikely), then I have a good team of blokes as a back up.

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Those ratbag wimmin gone for now? Good, I can get on wi' me tea.

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While you're cooking Judd, I hope you have allowed extra portions for us?

We thought it would be a nice gesture of goodwill on your part, to cook us something nice to show us you appreciate our company.

We're on our way m'dear, put kettle on.

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Yep! The West Country Wizard will sort 'em out.