26-01-2020, 12:21 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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If that's an invitation for me to send you a pic of my willy, you can forget it. 
Oh good grief!
I can't bear any more of this sort of talk, you rude, rude, male you.
I shall report you to the other ladies immediately.
26-01-2020, 12:25 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I don't blame you Judd. All this filthy talk from the so called ''ladeees' eh? More like 'Ooh Young man' 
And you can stop encouraging him to, young Dongle!
Shame on the pair of you.
Come to think of it, why aren't you tucked up in bed and asleep ey? Ah . . . . of course . . . conscience keeping you awake again is it?
If you treated us ladies better, you would sleep like a baby.
26-01-2020, 12:50 AM
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Right. That's got rid of the pair of blighters for a while.Quite unnerved me this time of night they did.
Such bawdiness is so unbecoming in gentlemen.
I bet those two would be thrown out of a working man's club even! Tut tut . .
I am orf to my boudoir now. I will read my well written, genteel novel to regain my composure.
I bid you goodnight.
26-01-2020, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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And you can stop encouraging him to, young Dongle!Shame on the pair of you.
Come to think of it, why aren't you tucked up in bed and asleep ey? Ah . . . . of course . . . conscience keeping you awake again is it?
If you treated us ladies better, you would sleep like a baby.
I slept very well last night, safe in the knowledge that I had treated you ladeees as best I possibly could given the circumstances.
26-01-2020, 12:50 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Right. That's got rid of the pair of blighters for a while.Quite unnerved me this time of night they did.
Such bawdiness is so unbecoming in gentlemen.
I bet those two would be thrown out of a working man's club even! Tut tut . .
I am orf to my boudoir now. I will read my well written, genteel novel to regain my composure.
I bid you goodnight.
26-01-2020, 12:57 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Ah, there you are Dongle.I thought you might be calling in OUR abode again, so I thought to meself - I suppose I could make him a cup of coffee, but he will have to do some jobs first.
1. I'd like you to have a quick tidy round as I may have visitors this p.m.
That includes washing the kitchen floor.
2. After that, I need you to bath one of the dogs and dry her, as I must give her a haircut later on.
Then you could get my old Mup's lunch ready.
2. Take all the others for a nice Sunday walk.
3. By then it will be time to prep the veg for dinner.
4. Oh, and don' forget the ironing.
Now then, if you get on with these jobs, I might make you a cup of coffee and possibly a biscuit even.
What do you think?
26-01-2020, 01:00 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Fifty Shades of Grey presumably.
You have been sex mad all weekend Judsy!
Willy's last night, 50 Shades this morning, what ever has got into you?.
Nurse, time for his medication.
Besides, my novel is a lovely mystery/romance, set in Cornwall and makes me sleep very peacefully.
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