18-12-2020, 07:32 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Dustman to Japanese gentleman after he can't find the dustbin."Where you bin"?
"Ah! I bin toiret".
'Jeez'! thinks the dustman.
"No - I mean where you dust bin"?
"I dust bin toiret. I aleady tole you".
Light bulb moment.
"No, no. Where you wheelie bin"?
Long pause.
"All light, all light, I terr you. I weely bin wank".
18-12-2020, 07:45 PM
1306
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by PooBear
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Dustman to Japanese gentleman after he can't find the dustbin."Where you bin"?
"Ah! I bin toiret".
'Jeez'! thinks the dustman.
"No - I mean where you dust bin"?
"I dust bin toiret. I aleady tole you".
Light bulb moment.
"No, no. Where you wheelie bin"?
Long pause.
"All light, all light, I terr you. I weely bin wank".
Excellent. I already have that one, but still a great joke.
I'll tell it to my friend, Zhang Wei, when I next see him.
18-12-2020, 08:08 PM
1307
Re: Jokes for blokes
Yorkie had the hots for for Miss Cadbury with such gorgeous pear dropsMiss Cadbury was more than intrigued with Yorkie's Malteasers and melt in the mouth flake.
Inevitably, the pair got together, with Yorkie fondling Miss Cadbury's flip flaps, while Miss Cadbury was enjoying Yorkie's Sherbert fountain.
Some time later, Miss Cadbury was cradling her jelly babies, while Yorkie was continually scratching at his aniseeds.
Turns out Miss Cadbury had been with Bertie Bassett - and he's got all sorts!
18-12-2020, 08:12 PM
1308
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by PooBear
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Yorkie had the hots for for Miss Cadbury with such gorgeous pear dropsMiss Cadbury was more than intrigued with Yorkie's Malteasers and melt in the mouth flake.
Inevitably, the pair got together, with Yorkie fondling Miss Cadbury's flip flaps, while Miss Cadbury was enjoying Yorkie's Sherbert fountain.
Some time later, Miss Cadbury was cradling her jelly babies, while Yorkie was continually scratching at his aniseeds.
Turns out Miss Cadbury had been with Bertie Bassett - and he's got all sorts!
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