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01-09-2020, 01:58 PM
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Men v Women

How can you generally tell the difference between a man and a women who are not too far away?

Easy , by the shoes they wear.
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01-09-2020, 03:02 PM
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Re: Men v Women

Erm, you sure about that RS? Most shoes seem pretty much unisex these days..
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01-09-2020, 03:08 PM
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If they are seated toss something into their lap.
A man close his legs to catch it.
A woman will open her legs.


To catch it with her skirt.

Minds out of the gutter please.
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01-09-2020, 04:04 PM
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Re: Men v Women

Originally Posted by Tregonsee ->
If they are seated toss something into their lap.
A man close his legs to catch it.
A woman will open her legs.


To catch it with her skirt.

Minds out of the gutter please.
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain..........
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01-09-2020, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain..........
As demonstrated by Micky Roonie in the film of the same name (he was disguised as a girl at the time and gave himself away).
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01-09-2020, 05:16 PM
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What an educated crowd we are!
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01-09-2020, 07:40 PM
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Re: Men v Women

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
How can you generally tell the difference between a man and a women who are not too far away?

Easy , by the shoes they wear.
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Re: Men v Women

One big difference between men and women is if a woman says "smell this" to you, it usually smells nice!
 

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