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Have you noticed...if you google lost medieval servant boy..it comes back this page cannot be found ?
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Every Christmas we'd run downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as we could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour dinner before watching telly for the rest of the day. I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.
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All my relatives were police marksmen, except my grandfather, who was a bank robber, he died recently, surrounded by his family..
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I took my five-year-old grandson to the park to play football today.

As it was a long walk home, mostly uphill, I figured a piggy-back was called for.

Long story short, he now has a slipped disc.
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Both my pet chameleons became ill.
So I took them to see a vet who said "they seemed to be suffering from acute stress for some reason" anyway they died a few days later .

So if you know anyone that wants a tartan reptile tank please let me know .
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Last night at a party I nearly choked on a shoestring. I couldn't believe that someone had laced my drink.
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A woman has been prescribed erectile dysfunction cream instead of eye ointment. It made her look hard.
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Murphy died and wanted to be buried at sea. Sean and Mick decided to carry out his last wish and took his ashes out in a boat. after they had gone about a hundred yards Sean said "Let,see if this is deep enough" and jumped over the side. The water came up to his knees. "No, we will have to go out further" Off they went. After a while Sean said "Wow, Let,s see how deep this is" The water came up to his neck. "No, not deep enough" he said., A few hundred yards later they hove to again and Sean jumped over the side and disappeared. After a few minutes he surfaced again. "This will do" he said "Pass me that shovel"
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